My 2nd post, plus a penguin joke

[Jimkinkella]

Needed a second post to get my horns sold.
Plus, who doesn't love a penguin joke?

[timothy42b]

I'll see your penguin joke, and raise you a penguin dance.



(My daughter teaching the Penguin Dance to Moldovan children.)

[Matt K]

Needed a second post to get my horns sold.
Plus, who doesn't love a penguin joke?

Good 2nd post! Welcome to the chat!

[Mikebmiller]

I prefer a bad duck joke -

Where do ducks eat when they are driving down the Interstate? -


At the QUACKER BARREL.

OK, that's not really funny - but here's a real side splitter -

What accounting software do ducks use?

QUACKBOOKS!

[Neo Bri]

I prefer a bad duck joke -

Where do ducks eat when they are driving down the Interstate? -


At the QUACKER BARREL.

OK, that's not really funny - but here's a real side splitter -

What accounting software do ducks use?

QUACKBOOKS!

Whoa. Those are pretty good! I like to use jokes like this with students.